Who says Chicago doesn’t have culture? What? The Chiditarod is an annual shopping cart race through six Chicago bars, in which participants must compete in karaoke contests and pole dancing competitions, write “chaikus” and make up a team cheer. The rules are as ridiculous as you might expect, allowing for the sabotage of other Chiditarod teams and leaving such blanket statements as “At each checkpoint [bar], you’ll present your race card (found in your racer pack) to the volunteers, who [...]